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I AM HERE TO STRAIGHTEN UP YOU LOT!

ATTENTION ACPTR cadets,

This is Sergeant Major Kenneth1000 and I AM HERE TO STRAIGHTEN OUT YOU LOT OF CADETS.

You lot might ask, “what qualifications does this guy have to be straightening us cadets out?” Now in the unfortunate case that you do not know me, I am a former ACP Leader. I led the ACP with Flipper from 2011-2012, we were one of the longest ACP Leaders in ACP history, second only to Oagalthorp himself. I am an ACP Legend inducted by Boomer20, I also hold the ACP Medal of Honor and Silver Medal Award. But what is more important, is that I am a graduate of ACPTR. Yes that’s right; look it up in the A+ graduates page on this site. I graduated from ACPTR not once but TWICE with an A+. The ACPTR helped make me into what I am and I am sure with hard work and dedication you cadets can achieve something great one day.

Now I expect 110% from you guys, nothing less! Come to classes on time and come prepared to do hard work! You will get NOTHING from slacking around.  I expect no nonsense and crap from you lot. You will be the best you can be or you will NOT make it out of here successfully! Do I make myself clear?

DISMISSED!

~Kenneth1000
ACP Sergeant Major
ACPTR [US] Instructor

9 Responses

  1. Don’t SCREW with me, son!

  2. HE HAS NO QUAILIFICATIONS HES A NOOB WE HIRED OFF THE STREETS WHO WE FOUND EATING A DEAD CAT INSIDE A DUMPSTER WEARING A MONKS ROBE.

  3. sir yes sir kennenth will lead us to victory

  4. this guy sounds like a total noob to me

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